The Plasma Sperm is a home microscope kit designed especially for men to view their little testicular tadpoles up close and personal. That’s right boys – next time you blow a load all over your stomach looking at celebrity nip slip galleries, don’t reach for that dirty gym sock – reach for the Plasma Sperm, and see how your little swimmers are holding up.

oh my fuckin god!!!! you have got to be kidding me!!! never had i ever had a desire to look at my jizzum up close…. too funny.